jesse hugs me (good)
he squishes my belly fat with his hands (bad)
I wail " stop it! oh!! stop! I know! I know! I'm a fat person now! " *more wailing* " are you going to reject me because I'm fat?!"
Jesse: " I haven't rejected you YET have I?"
Me: "OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh NOooooo!!! that just means you DO think I'm fat!"
Jesse: " *groan* I need to stop talking to women"