dear, man who came to the gift wrap booth when I was 16,
I'm sorry that I did such an amazingly terrible job wrapping your gifts.
...you remember?..you had three gifts for three different women..they were all the same matching lingerie set, but in different colors. I remember very clearly. and really...I did such a lousy job I can't even believe you paid for it! I'm sorry about that. ....kind of.