Wife- ...the Dr asked if he took after you, because he's so solid ..I said , yeah, you were always very muscular
Husband- yeah but you gave our kids the big legs
Wife- me? *I* gave them big legs?
Husband- yeah, because you have big legs
Wife- oh and you DON'T have big legs?
Husband- no , I do, but mine are long, and yours are (hand gesture) short
Wife - so I have SHORT FAT legs huh?
Husband- no no no- not FAT- muscular. I said muscular
Wife- no you didn't. You said "big"
Husband- big doesn't mean FAT.
Wife- well it's not good.
Husband- well you yourself say you have big legs! You say that when you work out they just get bigger and you hate that- because they are muscular- not fat. I didn't say fat
Wife- "big" is the same thing- you know what? Just stop talking.
Just for the record, when I have self esteem issues there is less naked time. I'm just saying
Husband - great.
Some time later.......
Wife- ouch! Ouch! Man! I jammed my wrist..ow...
Husband- huh? When? Just now?
Wife- yes! I just fell down the stairs! Didn't you hear that?
Husband- you just fell down the stairs right now?
Wife- yes! Didn't you hear me?
Husband- well I heard SOMETHING, but it didn't sound like a human- it sounded *LIGHT*
Wife- ha! Nice try ...ass