Ivan: mom, how did your tummy get SO FAT!?
me: because you were in there and you stretched it all out!
Ivan: ohhh yeah! haha
me:and you and Malachi, and Violet were wiggling and kicking around in there
Ivan:yeah..and we wanted to come out!
Ivan:what does it look like in your tummy?
me:I don't know, you're the one who was is there! don't you remember?
what do you THINK it looked like in there?
Ivan: I . DON'T . KNOW!! I don't want to talk about it!!