N - don't joke about showing horror movies to our kids . Malachi is from the BIBLE, *NOT* children of the corn
J-" YOU can tell people it's from the Bible , I'LL tell people it's from children of the corn"
N-" you shouldn't have told the dentist about the Nitrous oxide ...when you were a teenager...
...and you probably shouldn't have told the dental assistant that you make more money than she does working at a prison. People don't like to hear that
J-" I wouldn't be me if I didn't say something inappropriate"
N-" well it's my job to tell you about it when you do it"